Hazel Tells Laverne
Katharyn Howd Machan
“Classic fairy tales do not deny the existence of heartache and sorrow, but they do deny universal defeat.” This phrase of wisdom published by Greenhaven Press suggests the theme of Machan's poem, Hazel Tells Laverne. For, Machan in the words of LaVerne, questions "me a princess (Lines 13, 24-25) throughout the entirety of the poem.
The idea of the "frog prince" is satirized throughout the course of the poem as the attainability of a fairytale is questioned and challenged by LaVerne who laughs at and does not believe in the prospect of becoming a princess herself. As a simple madden in the Howard Johnson Hotel chain, LaVerne suggests that, for the uneducated and working class, fairy tales can have no greater meaning than a dreamy story as she must be realistic in her goals and aspirations. Yet, how can she ever know without trying? Stubborn and firm in her disbelief, LaVerne flushes the from down the toilet. The openness and informality of the poem helps to satirize the unatainability and falseness of fairy tales by making LaVerne's story humorous. Machan mocks the idea of the "frog prince" through characterization of LaVerne as a disadvantaged product of social restrain in which moving beyond one's class is a joke. For, LaVerne, with her incorrect grammar, lack of social manners, and working class past is as close to a princess as the frog itself.
Machan's craftily humorous poem suggests that, in fairytales, there is heartache and sorrow, but that the true happy ending is that such can be defeated. While there may be no "frog prince" or "fairy godmother," there can be happy endings. Whether a person becomes rich and successful or attains happiness from the pleasantry of everyday life, fairytales can come to life through imagination of identity.